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To the girls that totally screwed up our missed connection – m4w – 21 (lower haight)

Posted in writing by ratscratch on 18 December 2008

Reply to: pers-962971343@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-18, 12:14PM PST

We had one goal for the night: find a missed connection. We were making, and breaking, eye contact with every girl we saw. Then when we saw you at the bar, and we held your gaze and smiled, we new we had it. A missed connection.

“I can’t wait to put this on craigslist,” my buddy whispered. That’s when you turned around.

“Missed connections? We check that all the time!”

So we laid down some ground rules: no first names, only nicknames (Eyepatch, Jewish, etc.). Not too much personal information. No swapping phone numbers or emails.

But then you had to go and ruin it. Turns out we know people in common. Then one of them showed up. The whole thing was totally shot. Completely ruined.

Now I know your full name. I have your phone number. Our magical missed connection turned into, dare I say, a full blown connection.

So thanks for ruining our night, bitch.

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